"How about the number 'four', as in 'four-k' you!"

thedailywhat:

Kids These Days of the Day: (Heads up — video is extremely graphic.)

The latest hobby among bored teens in Saudi Arabia — where strict Muslim customs limit their opportunities to really let loose — is drifting, and it’s all fun and games until someone loses a limb. Or their life:

[It’s] the “sport” of accelerating like you’re trying to break the light barrier and then slamming on the brakes. Doing so creates two possible outcomes: 1) having the vehicle slide around like a crazy-cool doodlebug while the tires ferociously screech and smoke, or 2) prompting a massive car wreck that maims or kills everyone involved, often in the most gruesome way possible.

Obviously, the latter scenario is captured in this video, filmed in Riyadh on May 25. The 2012 Camry was going 125 mph when it flipped; all four occupants died instantly.

[atlanticcities]

Holy crap! 

sarah-b-thats-me:

This is why you didn’t make in into The Avengers

He he he…

sarah-b-thats-me:

This is why you didn’t make in into The Avengers

He he he…

Robert Arryn: “Can I make the little man fly now?”
Tyrion: “Not this little man. This little man is going home now.”


irep8oh8:

hey it looks like my house O.o….. I WISH

A Video Gamer’s Valhalla

It’s only Thursday

And I know that this weekend is going to fucking suck. 

Fuck yeah, Trombones! 

Fuck yeah, Trombones! 

Benny Lava! 

Nothing feels worse than your own stupidity

I was at a co-worker’s wedding today (which was a very nice ceremony), and I was hitting on/getting hit on by a cute girl. 

As we all were sitting together, we all saw this page of “Wedding Mad Libs” or something like that. The girl I was talking to decided that we would ask each other to fill in the blanks, so as to see how awkward it sounded. 

Except, the words you had  to fill in were labeled as, “Adjective”, “Verb”, “Noun” and other parts of speech. She did well, understanding how English and parts of a sentence work. 

I didn’t. I failed pretty badly. *Sigh* Oh well. 

txsportscast:

yaypop:

Sadako throws the first ball at baseball opening ceremony [x]

O_o

I don’t get it. Though, I suspect many people in Japan don’t either. 

Customer buys a pack of gum to break a $100. He then asks to have his change in small bills. 
He gets upset when I inform him that I do not have enough in my drawer for that. If you want your $100 broken down that specifically, go to the frakkin’ bank!

Customer buys a pack of gum to break a $100. He then asks to have his change in small bills. 

He gets upset when I inform him that I do not have enough in my drawer for that. If you want your $100 broken down that specifically, go to the frakkin’ bank!